What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.ģ4. Why did the bullet end up losing his job? He got fired.ģ3. When does a joke become a ‘dad’ joke? When it becomes apparent.ģ2. I entered ten puns in a contest to see which would win.No pun in ten did. Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon? It had great food, but no atmosphere.ģ0. How do you measure a snake? In inches-they don’t have feet.Ģ9. Why aren’t koalas considered bears? They don’t have the right koala-fications.Ģ8. (I love this joke because it never grows old.)Ģ7. Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands. Where does a waitress with only one leg work? IHOP.Ģ6. What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.Ģ4. Why are toilets always so good at poker? They always get a flushĢ3. How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh? Ten ticklesĢ2. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You probably think it’s “R” but it is the “C”.Ģ1. Where should you go in the room if you’re feeling cold? The corner-they’re usually 90 degrees.Ģ0. The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is…Wait, where are we again?ġ9. What’s the man thing about Switzerland?I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.ġ8. You heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.ġ7. But if anything, it made him more sluggish.ġ6. I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.ġ5. One asks, ‘What’s your favorite kind of music?’The other replies, ‘I’m a big metal fan.’ġ4. Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. How does NASA organize a party? They planet.ġ3. Why were they called the “dark ages?”Because there were a lot of knights.ġ2. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets. How much do teddy bears never want to eat anything? Because they’re always stuffed.ġ0. My teachers told me I’d never amount to much since I procrastinate so much. Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends? Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.Ĩ. Want to hear a joke about a roof? The first one’s on the house.ħ. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.Ħ. I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.ĥ. I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him. What do dentists call their x-rays?Tooth pics!Ĥ. What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? “I want you inside me.”ģ. (…Only a fraction of people will get this clean joke.)Ģ. There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. In this article, we have put together a list of funny jokes for adults for you and your friends. This comprehensive collection includes everything from the finest clean jokes for adults to clean jokes of the day, so you can feel comfortable about telling these amusing SFW jokes to everyone, from your grandmother to your boss. These funny jokes for adults are really amusing and are sure to make you laugh, even if they make you feel a bit ashamed.Ĭlean jokes improve any discussion, whether you’re laughing with a buddy or amusing your kids, and these G-rated jokes are no exception.
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